राखी की दिवाली

A lady who can do anything for popularity. A lady who can fall to any levels of shame to get media coverage.A lady whom most people hate after Himesh Reshammiya and Ekta Kapoor. But personally I believe she has great values and the only lady who represents Indian tradition, because she did something so indigenous that only people can remember sita( from the Ramayana) doing it. No not Agni-Pariksha (though Rakhi may try that surely, if she is paid and if she has media coverage) but now Rakhi did prove her worth by conducting a "swayamvar" for herself. Swayamvar is a word that describes choosing your husband from many options. She is reliving the Indian culture the princess style and she is making it big through commercialization. I hope she will save the money as dowry (though illegal, but I am just being more cultural).

I have written a few lines in her praise, and salute the crazy men who are going their not because of Rakhi, but just to share some media coverage.

Read it with a marwari and haryanvi accent

राखी की दिवाली में भीड़ भयो रे
मच गयो कोहराम, कट्ठे खीर बट्यो रे ||
राखी बनी सीता, स्वयंवर रच्यो रे
पहुंचे बुद्दे और जवान, सब को राम जाग्यो रे ||

अरे बावली छोरी के पीछे भाग्यो पूरो देश
के कश्मीर को फ़कीर, और के काशी को नरेश ||
अरे ठग लेगी यह छोरी , मारे देश के पुरुष ने
खुद ब्लाउस नहीं पहने, देवे घूंघटत को उपदेश ||

अरे दहेज़ भी देती ,तो कोई ब्याह नहीं करतो
इस छोरी से मिले तो कोई बात नहीं करतो ||
अरे बावली इस बूच को तकदीर पलट गयो
वोह तो टीवी पे आ गयी ,वरना इसको दाल नहीं गल्तो ||

कलयुग को चक्कर कुछ ऐसो घूम्यो रे
शादी में शर्म को ही रस्म छुट्यो रे ||
आज पैसो ने दूरदर्शन पे बयाह कर दियो
कल हनीमून भी दिखोगो , थोडा इंतज़ार करो रे ||



Par Rakhi ki to diwali ho hi gayi :)