"BAI" CHARA

"Bang a chic from bollywood , legendary and awesome , but bang a "bai" and that too when you are a star, awsful" yap this is what Barney from How i met your mother would have reacted to the news of Shiney Ahuja raping his house maid (BAI).


He is not the greatest stud in the arena but has an appeal and respect enough not to show some "BAI"CHARA (BAI= Maid, CHARA = DISCIPLINE, origin Indian). I am not sure if he had hazaaron khwaishein aisi but one of them was fulfilled and he will sound like a gangster for sure ( he is the son of a retired Indian army Officer).


If its all true then I just don’t blame Shiney for it, blame the media, they made it so glamorous having extra marital affairs( surely the bai was not an affair , just an event, but still). But yes its the media that has over these years made it appear so common and cool that even the ones who promote it( bollywood and Shiney is a part of it) get trapped in "going beyond your wife stuff" .But what he confusedwas goin beyond with falling below.


For the bai all I can say is, when you are being raped and you can’t escape stand there and enjoy!. If you dont believe me re-read the words when you cant escape.

But the modified part is: ( assuming one of them raped the other)
1.What if the bai raped Shiney, surely he could not have come and complained, he would have lost both bollywood image and manly self respect.
2. What if the injury marks were part of the game plan, yes its a promoted way of playing the world's greated sport by media and Mr.Ahuja couldnt be an excpetion.
3. Third lets see the pic of BAI( no one has) , maybe she's a babe ( who knows, havent you seen ishq-vishq) so leave apart the financial status, what if they were in love and he ditched her, thats not punishable and surely not rape after mutual consent.

His upcoming movies will surely gain publicity but not viewership. He will loose a lot of other films.

All i can say is, as you saw so shall you rape ( rather than as you sow, so shall you reap).


Also the new BAI CHARA rules for the nation:
1. Never leave your man with the bai at home, and wives you can trust your man not your bai.
2. Have short,dark and ugly BAI, just for further security
3. and pay your BAI nicely, she knows how to make extra money now !

Now thats some "bai"lateral modification!
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