Thursday, June 18, 2009
MODI - MONEY - MAHENDRA
Had Amitabh to remake mohabattein and be a coach of cricket academy he would definitely say this on the fresher's night " Modi,money and Mahendra yeh humare vidyalaye ke teen stambh hain".
It all started with Dhoni lifting the T20 cup in 2007, Cricket was to be rejuvenated and 6 sixes by yuvraj, ball out vs. Pakistan and of course the final, ohh what a finish!
Modi judged the nerve of Indian cricket and he knew exactly in which direction the blood was flowing.
So to Lalit modi was born the kuber child IPL . Theindigenous Indian premier league. Not only did he nurture the IPL but also took care (I couldn’t get a smiley for sarcasm) of his step son ICL.
He combined cricket, corporate and bollywood into free flowing money for all. People finally had something to watch at evening for whole summers. Players had to play 3 hrs to make more money than a 5 day test match.
And also those less than bikni cheer leaders were made so common that mallika sherawat would have thought what had she done wrong for having such a slutty image.
Now the lady who has received stretch marks after IPL is the apni INDIAN TEAM. Tired and out of energy, most of her earlier children have been sent to boarding school and none now remains to be called classy.( if you thinking of Yuvraj, just see his test performance in NZ and Aus, he said " those conditions suit me best".)
What remains is the hope that the foetus hold more than a triplet, yes Sachin, Raina and Zaheer khan are not touring West Indies, and so we need three more.
Money has drawn the cricketers crazy to such an extent that do not even speak against IPL. We also have the champions league coming up in a few months.
With so much Modi, Mahendra and money around what all I can say is, do not make our passion so available that the calendars get labeled “no match nights” . With so much cricket around I fear that it will become the third member of the list that is marked by
1. Himesh Reshamiyya ( he had hit songs but he had too many)
2. Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi ( it was hit but it had so many episodes)
3. Lalit modi (…………………… you know what I am talking about)
Have a break guys!
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now thats a way to start... bang on target...
ReplyDeleteamazingly written... especially the correlation of pregnancy and indian cricket... awesome...
want more of these... as soon as possible...
nice work yaar...
ReplyDeletevery few ppl think HAT-KE.. n u r among them..
w8ing for ur next post :D
nice a start..a wicket on d 1st ball...
ReplyDeletewell i wonder do all "modis" think alike???
justt kiddin..
wat say ""MateriaLUSTIC""....
may b d next post cud be some of ur ways to fill up d list suggested by u in d post...
all grand hits in a row...!!
may be u can develop ur inovations further...
wud wait to see u do this..!!
over all a nice article...i liked it...
:P